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In the Pits of Pain

Ladies:
Do you ever wake up on a Sunday and decide that you’re not going to take a shower but the prickles in your armpits are uncomfortable so you scrape them with a dry, twin-blade, Venus knock-off and all seems fine until about 15 minutes later when your pits burn with the intensity of a white-hot sun?¬† And then later in the day you decide to go ahead and take a shower and while doing so¬†absent-mindedly drag that same razor across your pits again and scream with the sensation of having smeared wasabi on an open wound?

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